Well apparently dissapearing for half a year to join a motorcycle gang pisses off your employers so much that they won't re-hire you afterward! Who would've thought.
Hmph, their loss, I'm a god damned talented individual.

On top of that, my landlord sold all of my possessions while I was gone. What a dickhead! My revenge will be swift.

So! I'm crashing at a "friend's" place for a while. He's more of a guy who's had on a crush on me since we were in middle school and I knew I could manipulate into letting me sleep on his couch. I AM NOT A BAD PERSON

So anyway he overheard me bitching about the unemployed status and offered for me to work at HIS job, at a hobby shop. (Apparently when I say this a lot of people have no idea what I'm saying: it sells nerd crap. Comic books, video games, cards, that stuff.) I wasn't overly excited about the idea (read: FULL OF HATE) but I suppose beggers can't be choosers. I went in today and I was quite surprised that while my two co-workers and all of the customers are creepy, the boss is a total hottie.

welp, i'm a cashier now